End Credits of Amazing Spider-Man
Alright if you are here, then you probably have already watched The Amazing Spider-Man. But on the off-chance that you have not seen the latest movie for our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man after the jump will be nothing but spoilers. So warning SPOILERS…
The Amazing Spider-Man Review
What You Need to Know:
Marc Webb reboots Sony Studios’ Spider-man franchise. British actor Andrew Garfield (Social Network) plays the titular Spider-Man and his nerdy alter-ego, Peter Parker. Emma Stone (The Help, Superbad) is Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker’s first love interest from the comic books. Rhys Ifans (Anonymous, The Replacements) plays scientist/mentor, Curt Connors, who also becomes the villainous Lizard. This film establishes the origin of Spider-man.
What I Thought:
Webb’s The Amazing Spider-Man suffers from the reboot syndrome currently plaguing Hollywood, but standing on its own merits, it is an enjoyable superhero film. Some have tauted this as a superhero romance movie, but the romance kicks and starts throughout the course of the traditional superhero origin. The film isn’t perfect, but the performance from Andrew Garfield and some great character moments in the script make this film shine on its own.
This reboot film follows the standard origin format. Protagonist gains powers. Tragic event sets them toward a quest for justice. Fun and games while the protagonist establishes himself as a hero and gets control of his abilities. Antagonist arises to counter hero. Hero fights villain. Hero beats villain. Pretty basic, right? Add in some of the elements that made the 2002 film a success such as a romance that drives the story equally and a city that comes to the rescue. It’s not surprising that this story is not surprising, but there are little hints of novelty.
The relationship between Gwen Stacy and Peter Parker starts strong enough. The chemistry between actors Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield goes a long way to sell the awkward relationship between the romantic leads. So much of both characters is said by their silences in a scene that sets the ground for a tragic event. But as we find ourselves barrelling into the second act, the relationship between the duo seems to jump from milestone to milestone. By the end of the film, I am left questioning Peter’s motivations in the relationship.
One of the major downfalls of the movie was telegraphed in very early trailers. Quick cuts to Spider-Man’s POV as he swings through the city are jarring. There are small plot holes toward the end of the film as the threat goes citywide. The design of Curt Connors as the Lizard is a bit disappointing. It does have an evolution over the course the film that ranges from Ditko’s original to slightly past Ditko’s original. The final stage of the Lizard seems like a cross between a velociraptor and the Goomba’s from the ill-conceived Super Mario Bros. movie. Connors motivation toward villainy is also only hinted at by an article briefly viewed by Peter early in the film.
The saving grace of the film lies firmly in Andrew Garfield’s hands as Peter Parker. While he seems a little too cool at times, he play a shy and awkward nerd when it really matters. Andrew Garfield’s performance is only improved upon by wonderful character moments in the silm. Early in the film, the soft-spoken Parker defends a fellow victim of Flash Thompson’s torment in which he’s met with violent retribution. Another moment glimpsed in some trailers, Spider-man saves a child from a burning car. I won’t give away too much, but it proves Spider-man is an everyman hero. Anyone can be behind that mask, but I’m glad that Andrew Garfield, with all of his talent, is the one behind it now.
As a comic book fan, dedication to the source material is paramount to the success of a superhero movie. The bar has been set high by The Avengers and The Dark Knight, and The Amazing Spider-Man does a fine job in aiming high. Some liberties are taken, of course. No wrestling career for Pete in this new franchise. (Sorry… spoilers.) The importance of OsCorp is upped, but Norman Osborn is only glimpsed in silhouette and mentioned as a loose plot thread for future films. Spidey’s webbing is a product of OsCorp, but Peter develops and designs the web-shooters on his own. Where Tobey Maguire played an old-fashioned Spider-man, Andrew Garfield plays a more modern version of the character. The Spider-man of this film is wise-cracking yet tragic character which, if you flip open a comic today, will be the Spider-man you read.

In Summary:
Was this “retold” story worth retelling only 10 years after the original? The simple answer is “no”. BUT — and that is a Sir Mix-A-Lot sized “but”– is it worth watching? If you are a die-hard fan of Spider-man or didn’t like Sam Raimi’s campier version, I would tell you to absolutely watch it. For others, it isn’t a must see, but you’ll have fun watching the movie. The Amazing Spider-Man hits a lot of the same notes as the Sam Raimi original, but it does it in a subtly different and more modern way. Andrew Garfield’s performance is on par with his work in The Social Network and The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, and the very least, he is someone to keep an eye out for in future films. The movie isn’t without its faults, but it remains true to the source material. Isn’t that what we want out of our comic book movies? That’s why we loved The Avengers and The Dark Knight. This film doesn’t quite reach that height yet, but it is on its way.
Why Gwen Instead of Mary Jane in the Amazing Spider-Man?
Non-comic book fans may be asking themselves, “Why is Gwen Stacy in Amazing Spider-Man, the first movie of the reboot, coming out tomorrow?” Or hell why is Gwen Stacy a better choice than Mary Jane in this darker movie franchise?
The simple answer is that while Uncle Ben proved to be the inspiration of Peter Parker becoming Spider-Man, Gwen Stacy is the one mistake that he can never live down nor draw inspiration from. It is the one failing grade Spider-Man has received in his career that stays with him to this day.
But I am getting ahead of myself. Gwen Stacy is Peter Parker’s first true love. Yes, he has dated around and many fans would argue that Mary Jane is Peter’s only true love. Gwen is Peter’s college romance, the one that normal people may say that “got away.” The thing is that Peter is not normal. His version of “got away” is a series of heroic downfalls that ultimately end with a single sound effect.
In the comic book universe; Peter will eventually go on to marry Mary Jane Watson, live a life of balancing between Spider-Man and the husband of a supermodel. That seems like a pretty good life to me. Yes, it is a challenge with some strife that comes from being a hero but he is married to a model!
On the other hand, we have Gwen. Her father was a police chief that would be killed by falling rubble during a battle. A death Gwen blames Spider-Man. Gwen’s relationship with Peter is off and on as well. Then there is the fateful storyline The Night Gwen Stacy Died. Pretty much a big spoiler there. The Green Goblin, knowing the identity of Spider-Man, decides to torment the Webslinger. He kidnaps Gwen and tosses her off a bridge. Spider-Man tries to save her by shooting a webline to catch the damsel. Unforeseen, the sudden stop from the web attaching to Gwen’s leg causes her to snap her neck and die.
I really do not know if they are going this route for the movie, but if they are going for a darker tone then Gwen Stacy is the love interest they need. The struggles Peter has being Spider-Man and loving Gwen is one that can be played much more difficult than Peter trying to hide his dual identity from Mary Jane. Not to mention, if they kill Gwen then they have all the angst and torment that Spider-Man still carries around to this day in the comics.
Unfortunately for the character, Spider-Man is at his best when dealing with a death. He carries the burden for every death. First Uncle Ben, then Gwen (not to mention a few others). These deaths add up. Thank god for his proportionate spider-strength. And that is why Amazing Spider-Man needs Gwen Stacy instead of Mary Jane Watson.
CYaN Podcast Episode 10: Jynx
Now at double digits, the CYaN podcast has reached episode 10! In this week’s episode Danny and Ricky talk about a lot of new movie trailers, Project Glass stunts, Source Filmmaker, and some Comic Con rumors which also include a prediction by Danny that left Ricky almost speechless. Is Danny right with his prediction at the end of the show?
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Google Glass Skydive
If you have seen Iron Man 2 then you may remember that Stark leaps out of a plane in his armor to fly through fireworks just to give a speech at his Stark Expo. The showmanship and amazement just for giving a speech could only be seen on the silver screen and thanks to acting chops of RDJ. Well, at least until now…
This past week Google held their I/O conference in San Francisco. They unveiled new hardware in the a line of Nexus products, they moved from Ice Cream Sandwich to Jelly Bean, and then Sergey Brin (co-founder of Google) jumped out of a fucking plane to land on top of the Moscone Center in the middle of downtown San Francisco and live-streamed it from his Google Glasses. It is stunts like these that make me truly appreciate the ideas and balls that these people have. Anyway, watch the video below to see what happened.
Muse – Survival
I heard this song on the radio yesterday and for some reason Shazaam was totally useless. Then I came across this link that provided me with the name and huge news for a favorite band of mine… MUSE. This song has been chosen to be the official song for the 2012 Olmpics in London. Muse has truely outdone themselves this time, this rock-opera-queen-esque sound is perfect for olympians and us mere mortals alike. Have a listen….
Addictive Apps: Temple Run
As many you may know when you download the Amazon Appstore on your smart phone they offer a free app of the day. Recently the free app of the day was this little game called Temple Run. It is currently available for iOS systems, including the iPhone, iPad, and Android. It used to be .99, but as of this morning it is still being offered for free in the Appstore. I downloaded it mainly because it was free and a few Facebook friends had mentioned that it was an entertaining game. Typically this means it is of the Farmville variety and I steer clear, but while waiting for a movie to begin that night I peer over and both Danny and Ricky are playing this game. I start it up and somehow I am 3 days in with no clear recollection of where the time has gone. If I have a spare moment to kill I find myself running this endless maze and being chased by demonic monkeys.

This game is highly addicting for the mere fact that it is small bursts of increasingly difficult twists, dramatic drops, and multiple obstacles. They keep you motivated by having objectives that you can complete in order to increase your score and unlock power-ups and other characters. I have been more of the Angry Birds player in the past, but I appreciate the short-burst entertainment of Temple Run. This is a game that should be easy, I mean, you see a turn coming up you swipe and clear it, see a chasm you jump! Well, after a dozen or so turns you realize that it is not that easy and the game refreshes fast enough that you can try to redeem yourself almost instantly. That is what makes this game so addictive.
For you Disney fans there is a variation of this game to promote the newest Disney Pixar movie: Brave. 
Happy 40th Birthday Atari
Today happens to be the 40th birthday of Atari. I’m too young to really appreciate the 2600, but the games still have my attention to this day. Back when there were arcades, I would pop quarters in Gauntlet and Millipede. Hell, I was really into San Francisco Rush when I was in high school. It is a little sad where Atari is now, but there’s not much we can do.
To commemorate the date, Atari has put out this video:
Cheap Date: June 27th
This week was definitely a little easier when I was paring down the choices, let’s just say that this week it will decidedly one category will dominate your entertainment schedule. This is Cheap Date, where I will recommend nerdy entertainment for your week all under thirty dollars. Have fun.
Games – $25
You may remember my review of the first episode of Walking Dead from Telltale Games back in April. Well, the second episode is dropping this week; yesterday on XBL then Friday for PSN and Steam. The first episode was a work of art that may have been better than the show and close to the greatness of the comic book series. The great thing about this game is that it is only $5 to play each episode. If you did not like the first episode then you do not have to pay for the rest of the game. But if you are like me and pre-ordered the entire season, then you already spent the money and this game is coming to you for free this week. Your decisions, big and small, follow you to help shape the story. Not to mention that there are zombies!
The next two recommendations for games are DLC and require you to have the game, but playing these games is a must so you should already have these games.
First off, the Dawnguard DLC for Skyrim has dropped (again early on XBL then on other systems). This expansion to one of the best games of the year or even this console generation brings some new yet familiar features. As some may know after the completion ofSkyrim, the coders began work on personal projects involving the game. Each of these projects where things that were not in the game at release, but many are being added with this expansion. First off the Dawnguard part of the DLC allows you to become a Vampire Lord or join the Dawnguard to fight the vampires. You also gain crossbows, new skills and perks, and you can even ride an undead horse! There is a lot more to this download that you can find you by playing.
The other DLC is the extended cut for Mass Effect 3. This DLC is completely free for everyone. There is not much added, but it changes the ended that many fans were not originally happy with. You can replay the game to find an ending that may be better suited to your tastes, or it may wreak your experience completely. Either way it is more Mass Effect to play. I have personally enjoyed all the Mass Effect 3 DLC because it has all been free to this date, mostly due to its multiplayer nature.
That will be it for this week in our little Cheap Date. I may have only focused on video games this week, but it will definitely keep you busy. This week you will explore more of Skyrim with your Dunmer or one of the lesser races, help Lee Everett protect Clementine from zombies, and find out what “really” happens to Commander Shepard.
Sacre Bleu: A Comedy D’Art
In July 1890, Vincent Van Gough went into a cornfield and shot himself. Or did he? Why would an artist at the height of his creative powers attempt to take his own life… and then walk a mile to a doctor’s house for help? Who was the crooked little “color man” Vincent had claimed was stalking him across France? And why had the painter recently become deathly afraid of a certain shade of blue?
A magnificent “Comedy d’Art” from the author of Lamb, Fool, and Bite Me, Moore’s Sacré Bleu is part mystery, part history (sort of), part love story, and wholly hilarious as it follows a young baker-painter as he joins the dapper Henri Toulouse-Lautrec on a quest to unravel the mystery behind the supposed “suicide” of Vincent van Gogh.
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